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4 bacon recipes that sound pretty good.

1. Cinnamon Rum Ice Cream with Candied Bacon chips
2. Bacon Burger (not a burger with bacon but a burger made out of bacon
3. Chocolate Chip Cookies with Bacon and Maple Glaze
4. Chicken Fried Bacon with Country Gravy

7 mind-blowing moments from the Olympic opening ceremony

1. Fireworks footsteps leading across the city.
2. Giant LED scroll.
3. Dancing sumi painters
4. 2000+ drummers
5. Printing tiles
6. Globe rising from floor with dozens of people walking on all longitudes.
7. Lighting the torch.

Guest List: Seven Famous Godzilla Enemies

1. Mothra
2. King Ghidora
3. Megalon
4. Smog Monster
5. Mechagodzilla
6. King Kong
7. US Millitary

(this list is lovingly dedicated to my family)

5 likely reasons for the day that I finally snap and end up in jail

1. Needless stoplights.
2. Crazy pet adoption ladies who lurk outside the hardware store on weekends trying to get you to take in a stray.  (Do I need a weirdo suggesting that I lack the capcity to love because, despite having three pets, I could do more?)
3. People with loud mufflers.  I can forgive a poor person with a rusted-out muffler but how can you passively accept morons who purposefully adapt their exhaust system to make a lot of noise?  Do they call these loudlers rather than mufflers? 
4. People who, when I’m at the mall, veer aimlessly into my personal space.  Maybe it’s my fault that I have to drastically contort my body to avoid bumping into them?  Maybe I’m invisible and they just don’t realize I’m there?
5. Lazy people who take the paycheck but who do nothing.  I’m all for lounging, chilling, relaxing, etc. but that’s only after and if you’ve served your purpose in the world. 

5 things I probably shouldn’t but will eat at the State Fair.

1. Corn dog with mustard and ketchup
2. Cotton Candy
3. Curry (from the ethnic area) with a cold import beer
4. Something off the beaten path like alligator or ranch-favored crickets
5. Emma’s sweet roll

5 reasons why I don’t need a cat on me.

1. I broke my sternum years ago and they always seem to put their full weight on it.
2. I am male and have squishy parts down there and they always seem to put their full weight on them.
3. Can cats sleep on your lap without mindlessly clawing holes in your flesh?
4. I either end up with two cats sleeping on me or two cats fighting over who will be the one cat sleeping on me.
5. Somehow, a butthole ends up in my face.