7 ingredients of my hypnotic personal odor

1. Bar Soap – ‘Perfectly Fresh’2. Shampoo – ‘Classic Clean’3. Laundry Soap – ‘Clean Breeze’4. Fabric Softener – ‘Outdoor Fresh’5. Dish Soap – ‘Lemon Surge’6. Hand Soap – ‘Milk and Honey’7. Deordorant – ‘Swagger’

6 words that make violence sound fun.

1. Donnybrook2. Brannigan3. Fisticuffs4. Rumpus5. Fracas6. Tiff

If you’re happy and you know it . . .

. . . clap your hands.. . . clip your nails.. . . eat your peas.. . . lick your stamps.. . . frost your cake.. . . write your list.

20 great Harry Warren songs

1. Jeepers Creepers2. Shadow Waltz3. Chattanooga Choo Choo4. On the Atchison Topeka and Sante Fe5. You’ll Never Know6. You’re Getting to Be a Habit With Me7. With Plenty of Money and You8. I Had the Craziest Dream9. Pettin’ in the Park10. Shuffle Off to Buffalo11. Young and Healthy12. We’re in the Money13. I Only Have [...]

6 flavors that I’ll never be able to sell to Baskin Robbins.

1. Sour grapes2. Lemon-lamb3. Hard-boiled egg nog4. Dulce de leeches5. Cookies and creamed spinach6. Rockie roadkill

3 things my grandma used to say

1. Use your head for something besides a football.2. (So and so) thinks she Miss Astor’s pet horse.3. Excuse me for living, I fell out of the hearse.

6 things I didn’t like about "Across the Universe."

1. Every Vietnam era stereotype compressed into a single boring plot.2. Amid Beatlesque-named characters, they throw in a Rita but don’t sing Lovely Rita Meter Maid.3. Eddie Izzard ruins For the Benefit of Mr. Kite.4. Most songs have little to do with the plot.5. It ain’t no Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band – now [...]