6 alcoholic drinks worth trying (regularly)

1. Gin and tonic2. Margarita on the rocks3. Caipirinha (cachaca and limes if you’ve never had one.)4. Tuaca and water on the rocks5. Black Russian6. Hop, skip, and go naked (In a pitcher combine a thawed container of frozen lemonade concentrate, enough vodka to fill that lemonade container, and [...]

5 really memorable cartoon quotes

1. Simon says . . . freeze!2. Nothing up my sleeves . . .presto!3. How many lumps? Oh, three or four.4. I hate meeses to pieces.5. Eep Op Ork Means I Love You.
For extra credit, name the character and cartoon.

5 bands from the ultimate concert circa 1982

1. Devo2. The Cars3. The Police4. Elvis Costello5. The Talking Heads

3 things I’d wish for if I had 3 wishes to waste.

1. A side-kick who supported my punchlines and further defined my character.2. An interesting central location in which my adventures might unfold.3. A group of writers who might spice up my relatively quiet existence.

My 4 favorite hiding games.

1. Ditch-em2. Kick the can3. Spotlight4. Two hour lunch

SPECIAL LIST: 10 happy thoughts to combat my recently negative lists.

1. It’s an awfully nice spring so far.2. Two more weeks of a spring semester and the stress ends.3. All of my finger and toe nails are fully functional and fungus-free.4. Nearly a week without earthquakes.5. If called upon, I am prepared remain in bed an entire day thereby making [...]

7 things wrong with Catie Girls

1. Tuna burger was dry and mealy even though I was warned it would be cooked rare.2. Roasted vegetable chips had clearly sat in a warming oven too long and were hard and dried out.3. I got 3 shot glasses of soup as a side? Why 3 when a similar amount might have been contained [...]