My Daily List

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mydailylist — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 01:08:46 +0000

mydailylist — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:34:11 +0000

mydailylist — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:59:59 +0000

mydailylist — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:09:23 +0000

(this list is lovingly dedicated to my family)

mydailylist — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:46:18 +0000

Needless stoplights.
Crazy pet adoption ladies who lurk outside the hardware store on weekends trying to get you to take in a stray. (Do I need a weirdo suggesting that I lack the capcity to love because, despite having three pets, I could do more?)
People with loud mufflers. I can forgive a poor person with a rusted-out muffler but how can you passively accept morons who purposefully adapt their exhaust system to make a lot of noise? Do they call these loudlers rather than mufflers?
People who, when I’m at the mall, veer aimlessly into my personal space. Maybe it’s my fault that I have to drastically contort my body to avoid bumping into them? Maybe I’m invisible and they just don’t realize I’m there?
Lazy people who take the paycheck but who do nothing. I’m all for lounging, chilling, relaxing, etc. but that’s only after and if you’ve served your purpose in the world.

mydailylist — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 22:01:35 +0000

mydailylist — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:27:32 +0000

I broke my sternum years ago and they always seem to put their full weight on it.
I am male and have squishy parts down there and they always seem to put their full weight on them.
Can cats sleep on your lap without mindlessly clawing holes in your flesh?
I either end up with two cats sleeping on me or two cats fighting over who will be the one cat sleeping on me.
Somehow, a butthole ends up in my face.

mydailylist — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 02:57:37 +0000

mydailylist — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:01:08 +0000

mydailylist — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 13:08:56 +0000