6 excellent ducks

1. Donald Duck (and associated duck relatives.)
2. Daffy Duck
3. Baby Huey
4. Yakky Doodle
5. Count Duckula (yeah, I was much too old to be watching Danger Mouse.)
6. Howard the Duck

3 reasons to keep your mouth shut tight.

1. Frog in my throat.
2. Cat got your tongue.
3. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.

5 things that taste like chicken.

1. Alligator – but only fishy chickens
2. Frog’s legs – but with a lot more vascular tissue
3. Turkey.
4. Rabbit – if chickens were tough and chewy
5. Crow – according to Michael Penn