5 snakes from my 1970s

Snake and Mongoose – drag cars
Snake River Canyon  - Evil Knievil’s rocket jump
Snakes from the fireworks stand on the corner
Ssssssss – movie in which Dirk Benedict turns into a snake
St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland – 9 years at St. Pat’s Grade School and all of those green Toughskins.

10 notable Muppets (from regions other than Sesame Street)

Kermit
Miss Piggy
Fozzy Bear
The Great Gonzo
Animal
Dr. Teeth (of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem
Statler and Waldorf (you can’t break up a duo)
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beeker (another duo)
Scooter
The Swedish Chef

10 Muppets from the ‘hood.

Kermit
Cookie Monster
Grover
Big Bird
Aloysius Snuffleupagus
Count Von Count
Bert and Ernie (they’re a single muppet unit)
Oscar the Grouch
Guy Smiley
Mah Na Mah Na

4 times I lost consciousness.

That time the rope on my tire swing broke.
That time I was trying to catch a baseball on the first bounce (75 points) and ran head first into the lamp post.
That time I was riding a minibike and got my foot stuck on the clutch so I looked down and ran into a wrought iron [...]

6 PBS shows I watched as a kid.

1. Seseme Street
2. Mr. Rogers
3. The Electric Company
4. Big Blue Marble
5. 3-2-1 Contact
6. The French Chef

5 types of fairy tale villains.

1. Wicked witches
2. Bitter step-mothers
3. Carnivorous animals.
4. Landlords
5. Women of all sorts

4 magazines I read as a kid.

1. Highlights (hardcover editions)
2. Dynamite
3. Cracked
4. Mad