5 things my dog must be rolling in to come in stinking like he does

Decomposing yak
A puddle of curdled milk
A pile of Anne Rice novels
Wino vomit
fish scales and foot sweat

5 characteristics of a greyhound.

1. Eyes are slightly beady, slighty buggy – beaduggy.
2. Head is small so that it can just contain a relatively tiny brain without it bouncing around in the skull.
3. Mouth tends to stretch into an anthropomophic smile.
4. Ears – useless except to indicated the point behind which one should scratch.
5. Long legs take up too [...]