4 bacon recipes that sound pretty good.

Cinnamon Rum Ice Cream with Candied Bacon chips
Bacon Burger (not a burger with bacon but a burger made out of bacon
Chocolate Chip Cookies with Bacon and Maple Glaze
Chicken Fried Bacon with Country Gravy

5 things I probably shouldn’t but will eat at the State Fair.

Corn dog with mustard and ketchup
Cotton Candy
Curry (from the ethnic area) with a cold import beer
Something off the beaten path like alligator or ranch-favored crickets
Emma’s sweet roll

5 tapas we shared for lunch.

Bacalao – codfish and potato cakes with lemon aioli
Alchachofas Fritas – fried artichokes with Romanesque sauce and Manchego cheese
Pincho de Pollo Y Chorizo – chicken and chorizo skewer with cumin aioli
Patatas Bravas – roasted potatos in tomato sauce
Tarta de Santiago – flourless almond cake

3 things that the rain on my roof sounds like.

Bacon frying
Cartoon fire 
A Cheetos bag being crinkled

5 things honey-ish

Honey Bear
The Honeycomb Hideout
Honey Roasted Peanuts
Honey Butter
The Honey Drippers

3 differences between menudo and Menudo.

After a long night of drinking, the dish eases a quesy stomach, while the group causes a quesy stomach.
The dish contains tripe, while the group peddles tripe.
The dish contains a lot of skin tissue, while the group members are skinny.

4 differences between muffins and cupcakes.

1. Muffins are a quick bread which require minimal mixing once liquid is added to the flour and cupcakes are cake which require creaming butter and sugar.
2. Muffins are bad for you at breakfast time, cupcakes are bad for you at other times.
3. There is no cupcake man.
4. Woman not likely to be called “mufffin” [...]