10 reasons that people hate "the green movement."

1. Crude oil tastes like honey to them.
2. Reusable grocery totes are specifically mentioned in The Communist Manifesto.
3. Can’t read in bed with anything less than a 1000w bulb in their lamps.
4. Conservation is a sign that you aren’t affluent. (If you can’t afford to drive an H2 to pick up a gallon of milk, [...]