Ministry of Nicknames Statistic: 5 most common nicknames of those submitting an N-1221 Request to Change Assigned Nickname

1. The Rod
2. Twinkie
3. Stinky
4. The Little Mermaid
5. Dubya

Ministry of Nicknames Statistic: 5 most commonly assigned nicknames

1. Smitty
2. Jonesey
3. Buddy
4. Murph
5. Numbskull

Ministry of Nicknames Statistic: 5 most common denials of N-1350 Request to Self-Assign Nickname

1. Party Animal
2. Diva
3. Bikini Inspector
4. Miss Thang
5. Miscellaneous celebrity press creations – J-Lo, Li-Lo, P-Diddy, Wacko Jacko, Billy Bush, etc.