5 reasons Hillary didn’t endorse Barack on the night he secured the nomination.

1. She’s leased headquarters in 50 states and has to do walk-throughs with 50 landlords so she doesn’t lose her security deposit.
2. Bill is still determining who is or isn’t a scumbag.
3. Terry McLauliffe still insisting that she could beat George Washington in a good old-fashioned 18th century brouhaha.
4. Those pints of Hagan-Daaz aren’t going [...]