5 benefits of working in Higher Ed.

No one really cares if you show any effort.
Everyone assumes you’re the dumbest person in the room so you can get away with all kinds of crazy behavior.
If you try hard, no one will notice you and you can skip coming into work once or twice a week.
No one gets fired.  (See #1.  Firing people [...]

5 excellent things about 3-day weekends.

1. You don’t feel like your wasting your weekend if you spend most of day straightening up around the house.
2. An afternoon nap is an investment in long-term fun rather than a waste of time.
3. For a few moments, you forget you have a job.
4. You only tend to get a 3-day weekend when there’s [...]

5 reasons I go to work.

1. Like sleeping in a bed at night.
2. Not much good on TV.
3. Accustomed to eating.
4. Money for toys.
5. Someone has to change the world